This is an inside-joke community devoted to bashing our dear friend John and our other dear friend Zen. We sincerely hope they won't go whining to lj abuse, because really, we don't like to think of them as snivelling little wimps. Even if we make jokes about them being snivelling little wimps.
Also, add parazel to your friends list. Every LJ-friend is a step closer towards complete LJ domination.